lameust:

 

(Fuente: youtube.com, vía dutchster)

harinef:

on the dick like

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(vía lunar-bunnie)

theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

(vía thefuuuucomics)

drillbot:

willowwish:

So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay. Sowwy~ I get so excited during cons, I never really take formal pictures.

HOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTT

(vía failmacaw)

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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(vía myurliscreative)

puto1:

Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

mmhmumhm uhmmh gugm gulp

(Fuente: gifcraft, vía myurliscreative)

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Fuente: heteroh, vía thefuuuucomics)

Great Fairy Of Power

(Fuente: always-picks-rouge, vía do-black-people-do-stuff)

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(vía ruinedchildhood)

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(vía dutchster)

Asker

Anónimo asked:

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema